A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: “Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I’ll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in […]
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Observing The Baby
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped […]
The Pope on The Tour
The Pope has just finished a tour of Napa Valley and is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asks the chauffeur if he might drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur doesn’t have much choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes […]
I Didn’t Recognise You
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in […]
Superman’s outing
Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted togo to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spider-man to see if […]
















