Funny Photos, funny pranks, and really funny jokes.

Cliff Jumper

Robert — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:44:04 +0000

A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: “Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I’ll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!”

“No way”, says the other guy, “you’d fall to your death.”

“Well, I’m going to try it!”, says the first, and at that he walks over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet
right in front of the bar.

“I can’t believe it!” says the second guy, “that’s impossible” .

So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar.

“Go ahead”, he says, “try it, it’s great!”

“Well, OK, I’m just drunk enough to give it a go”, says the second fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to fall screaming to his death on the rocks below.

The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him:

“You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you’ve been drinking, Superman”.

Very Important Person

Robert — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:44:00 +0000

A funny picture taken in a busy traffic light, which apparently, they stop to give a change to this "VIP Person" to cross the road :D

You’re a badboy!

Robert — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:40:37 +0000

Chelsea players have a unique celebration after score a goal.
"You’re a bad boy! I’ll have to discipline you for that, I’ll spank you like this!"

Giant Shoe

Robert — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:16:59 +0000

Fastest and biggest Cinderella’s shoe ( i believe she lost her shoe :D )

Hilarious Japanese Pranks

Robert — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:05:56 +0000

A collection of funny pranks from Japanese TV. (Some are really good with great reactions.)!!

Strong Teeth

Robert — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:55:01 +0000

Well, i think you don’t need to go to dentist if you have this kind of teeth ;)

The Real Skyscraper

Robert — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:25:42 +0000

Here’s the real skyscrapper which scratch out the sky :D

Observing The Baby

Robert — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:07:46 +0000

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. “A penny for your thoughts,” she said.

“It’s amazing!” he replied. “I just can’t see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50.”

The Pope on The Tour

Robert — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:07:05 +0000

The Pope has just finished a tour of Napa Valley and is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asks the chauffeur if he might drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur doesn’t have much choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.

The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the red and blue lights of a CHP cruiser in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.

The trooper, seeing who it is, says, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.”

The trooper calls in and asks for the Chief. He tells the Chief that he’s got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how to handle it.

“It’s not Ted Kennedy again, is it?” asks the Chief.

“No Sir!” replies the trooper, “This guy’s more important.”

“Is it the governor?”

“No! Even more important!”

“Is it the PRESIDENT?”

“No! Even more important!”

“Well, WHO THE HECK is it?” screams the Chief.

“I don’t know, Sir,” replies the trooper, “But he’s got the Pope as his chauffeur! :))

What Animal is This?

Robert — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:38:48 +0000

You have any idea? :D